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Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous

Movie2008 6.2

Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous

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6.2/10

1h 40mPapa Joe Films, BenderSpink, Di Novi Pictures, Family Room Entertainment, Gerber Pictures, Grand Army Entertainment, Major Productions, Millennium Media, Emmett/Furla Films

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Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson

Private Megan Valentine

Vivica A. Fox

Sergeant Louisa Morely

Steve Guttenberg

Steve Guttenberg

Aimee Garcia

Private Vicky Castillo

Olesya Rulin

Private Petrovich

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Keiko Agena

Keiko Agena

Private Hailey Hamamori

Jill Marie Jones

Jill Marie Jones

Private Connie Johnson

Ryan Sypek

Sergeant Mills Evans

Cheri Oteri

Gary Grubbs

Bryce Johnson

Floriana Tullio

Andy Milonakis

Jennifer Finley

Katherine Owens

Kurt Fuller

James Harlon Palmer

James Harlon Palmer

Junior Agent (uncredited)

Private Hammaori Sister

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When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.

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Released: 7 November 2008
Certificate: PG-13
Status: Released
Director: Steve Miner
Writers: April Blair, Kelly Bowen
Genres: Comedy
Original language: English
Country: United States of America
Production: Papa Joe Films, BenderSpink, Di Novi Pictures, Family Room Entertainment, Gerber Pictures, Grand Army Entertainment, Major Productions, Millennium Media, Emmett/Furla Films
Runtime: 1h 40m
Budget: $30M
Box office: $104K