Rik Mayall Presents

Misinterpreted gossip within a TV station about a new game show to replace the hugely successful "Family Values" provokes it's paranoid host, Mickey Love, to take matters into his own hands - with catastrophic results.

Greg and Siobhan meet at a party. She takes him home to her bizarre flat. He thinks he is in for an evening of fantastic love making. However, Brumus, Siobhan's dog, comes between them. He tries to get rid of the dog, blood is spilt and Siobhan thinks that Greg is trying to kill her. She decides that perhaps setting Greg on fire is the only solution...

Neil's stag party gets out of hand and he finds himself stuck on a train to Yorkshire with his wedding day only a few hours away. His only fellow passenger turns out to be Pandora, the stripper who performed at his stag do.