Eating Existence

To your department manager who has been pestering you all day, Miss Yu says: "You idiot, back off and stuff your face with a ton of these oysters!"

Are you breaking the bank just to have proper meals? Miss Yu says: "Even a plateful of stir-fried rice cake is best enjoyed when shared with a buddy!"

Haunted by a failed relationship? Miss Yu says: "To remember a past relationship as a beautiful one is harder than to stop eating a cake halfway.”

After a drinking party, you wake up in a stranger’s place. Confused and embarrassed? Miss Yu says: "You’ve won the lottery. Don’t miss the chance!”

Feel like the most pathetic person in the world? Miss Yu says: "You're like a hot pot, which makes everything tasty once the soup starts boiling!"

Bothered because your friend's boyfriend isn’t good enough for her? Miss Yu says: "Love has no answers, no rules. Let individual tastes be respected!"

Miss Yu says: "Your boyfriend isn't just any old cup of noodles from a convenience store; he's more like a precious bowl of spicy fish roe soup.”

Is your boyfriend not as passionate as he used to be? Miss Yu says: "Your love is like sweet and sour chicken; it's good when it's cold too!"

Have you been holding back your anger toward someone? Miss Yu says: "Look at him closely. You’ll see that he eats therefore he is -- just like you."

Bittersweet is the taste of our life. Today again, I eat therefore I am.